1.meet a rich man
2.marry a rich man
3.get rich husband to buy me concert tickets
4.cheat on rich husband with harry styles
5.become a rich divorcee
6.marry harry styles
“When you go into the ER, one of the first things they ask you to do is rate your pain on a scale of one to ten, and from there they decide which drugs to use and how quickly to use them. I’d been asked this question hundreds of times over the years, and I remember once early on when I couldn’t get my breath and it felt like my chest was on fire, flames licking the inside of my ribs fighting for a way to burn out of my body, my parents took me to the ER. nurse asked me about the pain, and I couldn’t even speak, so I held up nine fingers.
Later, after they’d given me something, the nurse came in and she was kind of stroking my head while she took my blood pressure and said, “You know how I know you’re a fighter? You called a ten a nine.”
But that wasn’t quite right. I called it a nine because I was saving my ten. And here it was, the great and terrible ten, slamming me again and again as I lay still and alone in my bed staring at the ceiling, the waves tossing me against the rocks then pulling me back out to sea so they could launch me again into the jagged face of the cliff, leaving me floating faceup on the water, undrowned.”
Hazel Grace, The Fault in our Stars by John Green (via mimicfinnick)
My mom has been in a giving mood lately and donated money to a children’s home and some other thing for Thanksgiving and now she’s buying toys for some Christmas charity.
"We’re going to get a girl toy and a boy toy. I have this much money to spend."
“To bad One Direction dolls are so expensive.”
“I doubt these kids listen to One Direction.”
“So what?! The dolls are cute and they sing!”
“Then lets get one, how much are they?”
Unfortunately, we didn’t find any that sing.
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr
Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald playing with a puppy during a break in location shooting of The Breakfast Club.
I wonder if they’re still friends.